Shit Factory

I'd like to think that the Twins just crashed out cause they didn't get a greenie re-up and they're gonna come back fierce to blow the Yankers away by harnessing the tropical current that blows balls to paint scraper status at Babe Ruth's new luxury condo stadium, but.... I think it's more likely that they take one in the Metrodome before crumbling like the crackers I put in my soup.


^This^ colossal turd broke his post season drought while Kate Hudson's panties got soiled in the stands.

Minnesota vs. A.J. Burnett's tattoo's on Friday.